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captainwarbuckle:

current mood

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borlax:

the apartment is really startin to feel like home

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confusedtree:

thee-madd-hattter:

confusedtree:

a-simple—epiphany:

confusedtree:

Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs

Aw Hun. Go home

That is not very nice. There’s not many nice people. I will bring more friends here and we will outnumber you and be nice.

We aren’t here to be nice.

Everyone that’s here to be nice raise your hand.

imageYeah I couldn’t find anyone.

I want you to think about the fact that by your own admission you don’t know anyone nice and then I want you to think about what it is about yourself that creates that absence of niceness and then I want you to go apologize to your family for your embarrassing “quotes Invader Zim in lieu of actual functional conversation” phase

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

what do horses even DO

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spacejard:

when we went to disney world on my senior trip i timed the flash out so it would take a picture as soon as i pressed the button, grabbed a bunch of random people and took a bunch of ridiculous pictures

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pyramidslayer:

vvarinn:

theonion:

[PREMIERE: Dr. Good] Entrust your health to America’s most televised doctors on The Onion’s newest series

holy shit

holy shit i didn’t even think of shitty tv doctors

closetohomerecords:

So, the record is up for free streaming but we’re not done there. If you pre-order any time between NOW and JUNE 2ND, you will be automatically entered to win one of two test presses that we will be giving away. The Close To Home test presses are limited to 5 and will come in a numbered Close To Home Records cover. Everyone loves a test press, so what are you waiting for? Also I’m not saying reblogging this will help your chances but, ya know… it wouldn’t hurt.

Sneeze is ex members of Ape Up and L’antietam playing a unique blend of punk, grunge and garage rock for fans of Yuck, California X, Teenage Cool Kids etc.

Stream in full at: http://cthrecords.bandcamp.com

sexhaver:

oh

sexhaver:

oh

8,973 plays

You and I - Ingrid Michaelson

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boredlord:

i really dont want to click the read more

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