May 2013
spacejard:
i hate spotify posts
i’m not getting spotify just for those posts i refuse
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confusedtree:
ferretdog:
babyferaligator:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
that’s not how weed works
imagine if it was that easy
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc I have never do a weed. How weeds happen
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
sexhaver:
the world is indeed a beautiful place but im still fucking terrified of dying tbh
IM SICK AND IT’S FINALS WEEK I HATE THIS SO MUCH
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Nicki minaj is following me on vine and I don’t even post anything